What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

Why do some women squirt and some don't?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.